{"product_id":"funny-retirement-warning-sign-perfect-83818","title":"Funny Retirement Warning Sign - Perfect Retirement Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e🛠️ Production Time:\u003cbr\u003e\nShips in 1 business day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping Time:\u003cbr\u003e\n2–5 days (Usually arrives in 3 days)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔄 Free Returns:\u003cbr\u003e\nNot satisfied? Return within 7 days of delivery, no questions asked, no cost to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFULLY CUSTOM METAL SIGNS:\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/1700822427\/\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for the perfect retirement gift? Look no further! This funny retirement warning sign is the perfect way to show your loved one that you care. This sign is made of high-quality materials and is sure to bring a smile to the face of any retiree. It features a humorous message that is sure to be appreciated by the recipient. The sign is perfect for any home or office and is sure to be a conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese custom signs are from start to finish handmade in the US! They are made of durable thick aluminum and can be put anywhere without rust or fading due to the protective UV coating. We provide long-lasting signs made with high-quality materials and processes and ensure that all of our signs are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. All our signs are pressed onto one side, with the opposite being a shiny silver.\u003cbr\u003e\nFeel free to message us with any questions or requests, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease be aware that signs designed to appear vintage or worn are printed, and any weathering effects are artificially printed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Tiny (no holes) 6x4 inches","offer_id":45434465255623,"sku":"T6X4","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small 12x8 inches","offer_id":45434465288391,"sku":"S12X8","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 18x12 inches","offer_id":45434465321159,"sku":"L18X12","price":27.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/9755\/8983\/files\/il_fullxfull.4822058531_evs1.jpg?v=1771831771","url":"https:\/\/metalsignprint.com\/products\/funny-retirement-warning-sign-perfect-83818","provider":"Metal Sign Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}